SCORE BOARD
| Self Assassinate You |
118 |
| Edmonds Ejaculators |
0 |
| Muffed Snap |
0 |
| The Must-skeet-ers! |
0 |
| Romance Explosion |
0 |
| Ballard BallCrushers |
0 |
| Condorman |
0 |
| Baconator |
0 |
| LT Blows... |
0 |
| UnicornBonerJam |
0 |
Self Assassinate You
| Player | Pass Yds | Pass TDs | Int. | Rec Yds | Rec TDs | Rush Yds | Rush TDs | FumL | Fan Pts |
| Tom Brady | 291 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 25 |
| Roy Williams | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 204 | 1 | 0 | 26 |
| Santonio Holmes | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 49 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
| Willie Parker | 0 | 0 | 0 | 133 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 13 |
| Alge Crumpler | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 40 | 1 | 0 | 10 |
| Brian Westbrook | 0 | 0 | 0 | 110 | 2 | 111 | 1 | 0 | 40 |
| Andre Johnson | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Dallas Clark | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 58 | 1 | 0 | 11 |
| Jay Cutler | 202 | 1 | 0 | -1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 12 |
| LenDale White |